{"product_id":"snort-first-ugly-buffalo-shirt","title":"Snort First Ugly Buffalo Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"97\" data-end=\"169\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"97\" data-end=\"115\"\u003eProduct Title:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"115\" data-end=\"118\"\u003eSnort First. Ask Questions Later – Ugly Buffalo Tee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"171\" data-end=\"238\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"171\" data-end=\"195\"\u003eProduct Description:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"195\" data-end=\"198\"\u003eZero thoughts. Full send. Maximum mucus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"240\" data-end=\"525\"\u003eThis wildly unhinged buffalo isn’t here to think things through—he’s here to \u003cem data-start=\"317\" data-end=\"367\"\u003esnort first and deal with the consequences later\u003c\/em\u003e. Featuring a crusty, attitude-packed cartoon buffalo mid-snort (yes… it’s as gross as it sounds), this design is loud, chaotic, and absolutely unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"804\"\u003eWith bold, distressed lettering and neon slime accents, this shirt leans hard into that “so ugly it’s incredible” aesthetic. Whether you’re the impulsive friend, the chaos gremlin, or just someone who appreciates aggressively weird humor, this tee does all the talking for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"806\" data-end=\"829\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"806\" data-end=\"829\"\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"1101\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1wxltte\" data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"896\"\u003eEye-catching, conversation-starting design (people \u003cem data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"889\"\u003ewill\u003c\/em\u003e stare)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1uljewv\" data-start=\"897\" data-end=\"983\"\u003ePerfect for white elephant parties, gag gifts, or just embracing your inner menace\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"r53s7z\" data-start=\"984\" data-end=\"1051\"\u003eHigh-contrast, print-ready artwork that pops on any shirt color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1suphfr\" data-start=\"1052\" data-end=\"1101\"\u003eEqual parts gross, funny, and weirdly relatable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1103\" data-end=\"1119\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1103\" data-end=\"1119\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1120\" data-end=\"1247\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"amlp0u\" data-start=\"1120\" data-end=\"1147\"\u003eUgly shirt exchanges 🎁\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1c5vfwu\" data-start=\"1148\" data-end=\"1202\"\u003eThat one friend who makes decisions \u003cem data-start=\"1186\" data-end=\"1191\"\u003eway\u003c\/em\u003e too fast\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"xtu6jt\" data-start=\"1203\" data-end=\"1247\"\u003eAnyone who believes thinking is optional\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1249\" data-end=\"1368\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1249\" data-end=\"1261\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1261\" data-end=\"1264\"\u003eMay cause uncontrollable laughter, second glances, and people asking, “what is wrong with that buffalo?”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ugly Shirt Exchange","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47987751649518,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0805\/7353\/0350\/files\/Snort_First_Ugly_T-Shirt.png?v=1778074506","url":"https:\/\/uglyshirtexchange.com\/products\/snort-first-ugly-buffalo-shirt","provider":"Ugly Shirt Exchange","version":"1.0","type":"link"}